So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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