So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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