If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
