I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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