Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
