My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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