found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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