i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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