Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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