Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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