Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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