i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
