I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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