11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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