What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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