i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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