That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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