Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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