Small penises have feelings too.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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