need another drink. this is the easiest way
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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