Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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