Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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