am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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