Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
