would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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