please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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