Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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