So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
How naked do you want me to be?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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