Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
