I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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