I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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