And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
