I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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