What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
