if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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