did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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