I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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