No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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