Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
