Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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