I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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