Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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