So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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