Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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