I didn't shave. On purpose
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
