How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I touched a dick in church today
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