The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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