Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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