All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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