check it out our google latitudes are spooning
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
