No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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