do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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