Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
