Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize